Google Homepage

n I thought only Yahoo! have one, not Google. Well, not until today. Hehe.

Found out about Google Homepage. Really nice, though. And quite easy and simple unlike the one I used for my Yahoo!. Guess Yahoo! must try better or else they will lose in this game also. hehehe

7:27

I was just doing touch ups on my KrongKrang, when suddenly, the electricity went off. Oh, not again. Such events, are not rare these days in the campus. Two days ago (or so), there was a black out at about 12 a.m. Luckily that time I was too tired after going through a day of tiredness, for the sake of my ETP as well as my DSP.

But for sure now it is not the same. As I am writing here, the electric is still down. I might post this at a later time, but that’s just a delayed post.

Also, I wanna share about my laptop today. Yesterday was quite a bad day for me. I was writing down my program for my DSP, when all of a sudden I accidentally pushed my laptop and ‘IT FELL DOWN’ from my bed. OH NO THERE GOES MY LAPTOP!

My roommate was shocked. Me, well, double the shock of course. Just bought it last year, and this is the second time the laptop fell down (the first event was in the gents room, and it fell down onto a marble floor right from the sink, which luckily didn’t do any damage to my laptop)

Quickly I checked the laptop and the display was very,very blurred. I thought that this would be my final time with my laptop. But then again, I was determined that a miracle might happened, so I just restart it. Lucky me, the laptop is working well, 100% working. :)

DSP

Bismillah.

uhh.. just had my VIVA 3 this evening, by one of the best EE lecturer cum motivator, Ir Dr Fadzil.

He's a real interesting guy, who can speak about almost everything. From Signal Processing right down to shoes, seriously I respect the way he interacts with students.

Still, then, he is also known as a horror lecturer during VIVAs (presentations). But somehow, I didn't find him horrific at all. Seriously.

The first thing he said was something like this "You presented this. Why didn't the others present it like this?", though to be honest, the idea of redoing our (mine and Syafiq's presentation) flowcharts came out at 2:30 pm, and the presentation is on 3:00 pm. Luckily there was some delay at his office, and it gave me some time to even do something better, at such late times.

Well, I would never expect such comments from him. I was expecting something dreadlier, something worse than what I could imagine. Of course, especially for someone who suddenly changed all his presentation in the nick of time, and ta-da, present it on the spot. It was a real crazy job.

A crazy job with unexpected results. 10/12 for my Viva 3. Alhamdulillah. And the best part, he said to us in the end "If you're interested in doing Signal Processing for your FYP, you can always come and see me". Wow, perhaps we did make him pleased on our project presentation. Yatta~

Labor Pain

man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth. The doctor told them that he'd developed a new machine and asked if they'd like to try it.




The machine would take some of the woman's pain away and give it to the father thereby easing the mothers burden.




The couple thought it was a good idea and agreed to give it a try. The Doc set it on 10% to begin with , telling the man that 10% was still probably more pain than he had ever felt.




The man was surprised at how little pain he was feeling and asked for it to be increased. The doctor turned it up to 20% with the same results. This trend continued until the machine was set at 100%.




After the delivery both mother and father felt fine. The wife was relieved at having an almost painless labor and the father was still amazed at how little pain was actually involved. Later, when they took the baby home, they found the mailman dead on their doorstep.

Soal Jawab Guru dan Sin Chan...

Guru : Kenapa awak lambat?
Sin Chan: Kerana sebuah papan tanda.
Guru: Papan tanda mana ?
Sin Chan: Yang ada tulisan, "Sekolah di hadapan, jalan perlahan."

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Guru: Sin Chan, Macam mana awak eja perkataan "BUAYA"?
Sin Chan: "B-O-O-W-A-Y- A"
Guru: Bukan, Salah tu.

Sin Chan: Mungkin itu salah , tapi Cikgu tanya
saya macam mana saya mengejanya, itulah yang saya eja !

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Guru: Apakah formula untuk air?
Sin Chan: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Guru: Apa yang awak cakap tu?
Sin Chan: Kan kelmarin Cikgu kata H to O!

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Guru: Sin Chan, Pergi ke Peta Dunia tu, cari dan tunjuk mana Amerika
Utara.
Sin Chan: Di sini Cikgu, Sin Chan menunjukkan tepat kat Peta dunia yang
tergantung kat hadapan kelas!
Guru: Betul. Sekarang kelas, beritahu saya siapa yang jumpa Amerika
Utara?
Kelas: Sin Chan Cikgu!

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Guru: Sin Chan, beritahu satu perkara penting yang kita tak ada 10
tahun dulu.
Sin Chan: Saya Cikgu!

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Guru: Bagaimana kita boleh mengelak penyakit yang di sebabkan oleh
gigitan serangga?
Sin Chan: Jangan kena gigit serangga!

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Guru: "Boleh tak sesiapa beritahu saya perkara yang kamu tahu berlaku
secara kebetulan?"
Sin Chan: "Cikgu, Ibu dan Bapa saya berkahwin pada hari yang sama,
pada masa yang sama dan juga pada waktu yang sama."

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Guru: Sin Chan, aneh sungguh stokin yang awak pakai ni, satu warna
hijau berbintik hitam dan satu lagi berwarna merah berbintik biru!
Sin Chan: Ya betul Cikgu, memang nampak aneh. Saya pun hairan kerana
terdapat sepasang lagi dengan warna yang sama di rumah!

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Guru: Sekarang, Sin Chan, Sebetulnya beritahu saya dengan jujur adakah
awak berdoa sebelum makan?
Sin Chan: Tidak Cikgu , Saya tak perlu buat begitu , kerana saya tahu
ibu saya adalah seorang tukang masak yang bagus.

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Guru: Sin Chan, Karangan awak "Anjing saya" adalah sama seperti yang di
karang oleh Adik awak. Adakah awak meniru kerja dia?
Sin Chan: Tidak Cikgu , ia hanya lah anjing yang sama!

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Guru: Siapakah orang yang kita panggil yang tak henti henti bercakap
tetapi orang tak berminat nak dengar?
Sin Chan: Seorang Guru, Cikgu!

Horrotic Updated

In The Name Of Allah, The Most Gracious and The Most Merciful.

I really do understand why ppl dun like politics, but for some reason, it is really dirty. I know what U guys are thinking of. Well, same for me to, I think too that it is dirty, but for me, it can be cleansed up.

Alrite, that's not what I'm gonna write anyway, only dat it has something to do wiff this blog. For now, this'll b my sp0t for simple2 stuff, where I write mebi bout ma'self, or paste the e-mails I received, but trust me, this blog is going for something really lite, unlike krongkrang which is a serious blog.